This a bunch of short stories that tie together the experiences at Wayside School. The school is bizarre and many strange things just happen without people being concerned. The school has ben built up instead of across, requiring kids to use stairs to get to classes. Elevators are finally installed, but to limit conflict, one will only be used for going up and the other only for going down. These elevators are thus used once, and never again. There is a substitute that is really nice, only somebody reports that she was cruel a long time back and is still after old homework. A teacher also goes after a cruel dentist for old homework and chases her out of town. There are plenty of other bizarre and humorous tales in the book.
Sunday, September 07, 2025
Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Sideways Stories from Wayside School
Wayside school was accidentally built "sideways", with 30 classrooms on 30 different floors. The stories in this book center on the classroom on the 30th floor. It is in the "just a little bit beyond normal" vein. In one story teacher turns kids she doesn't like into apples. However, they manage to get her to turn them back to kids and when she tries to turn them into apples again, they hold up a mirror. She becomes an apple. Later another school worker comes in and eats the apple. In another story, a kid races up and down from the 30th story to serve as the go-between for a simple conversation. There is a kid that comes in with a smelly rain coat. They make him take it off to see another, and keep doing that until they find it is just a dead rat - and dead rats are always sneaking into the classroom. In one, kids stereotype other kids by their names, even if the behaviour. There is plenty of "fun" in this book, but it does get a bit over the top.
Thursday, March 13, 2025
Small Steps
Small Steps is a spin off of Holes. X-Ray and Armpit are home to Austin from Camp Green Lake. One hatches a plan for a ticket scalping operation from a big concert. However, one decides to take a girl with cerebral palsy there. The other guy ended up copying the tickets and selling them. They were nearly arrested when someone was in the seats. However, the girl had a seizure and it all ended up good as they meet the pop star. However, they do get called in as part of the police investigation of the source of the fake tickets.
Things get really out of hand. The pop star likes the boy and even invites him out to San Francisco to see her. They have a bit of a falling out. However, when he goes to apologize to her, he finds some people are attempting to kill her and frame him. He manages to do just enough to save her life and becomes a hero. He returns home to a newfound popularity. The cops also agree to drop the scalping investigation. (They have identified them - but they have sympathy for what he has gone through.)
The book is a bit sappy with some over-the-top situations just a little bit outside the realm of normal.
Saturday, February 08, 2025
Someday Angeline
Angeline is crazy smart. However, her emotional maturity is lacking. Despite being 8, she is prone to suck her thumb and cry. Her mother died when she was an infant and she is raised by her garbage-truck driving father. At school, she gets put in the 6th grade. However, the teacher is an idiot and doesn't like the kid being smarter than her.
She doesn't have any friends until she meets a 5th grade loner who likes to tell jokes. She loves his jokes and the two become friends. She also hangs out with him in Miss Turbone's class. (They often hear her name as "Mr. Bone" ) They take care of the fish and go to the aquarium. After some struggles, Angeline skips school to hang out with fish. One day she goes to the ocean. She chats with a half-drunk man fishing at the pier. Then she goes further and accidentally falls in. the man saves her, but she is only able to recover at the hospital after he hears jokes. Her father then dates Miss Turbone. The book is nice and sappy. There is a bit of "magic" with her intelligence, yet it is easy to relate to some of the struggles that smarter kids have, especially when their emotional level is behind their intelligence.
Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Wayside School Is Falling Down
Wayside school is a little bit different. The building is a high rise, with rooms up on the 20th story, but no 19th story. Only there is a 19th story, but once people go there, they never leave. (Though they may spend time memorizing the dictionary or writing all numbers from 1 to a million in alphabetical order.)
The book starts with a school worker pretending to be a teacher to take delivery of a fragile box. He climbs up all the stairs to deliver to the teacher. The teacher has him hold it while she conducts a spelling be to see who can help him. He struggles with it, but eventually the teacher looks. She determines it is a computer. She then uses it for the lesson on gravity - by dropping it out the window.
There is a boy who gets known by the wrong name, but never bothers to correct people. There is a sub who gets everyone to learn by playing along with their teasing (which came off the boy trying to come clean with his name, and everyone copying him.) There are plenty of other weird things that happen. There are bits and pieces of plot, but most is just enough glue to hold together random humorous stories.
Sunday, March 08, 2020
Holes
The backstory also relates Stanley to the land of his prison. His ancestor was robbed there. An old schoolteacher was victimized by racist townspeople and became a great bandit. Onions can also save lives.
The style works really well. The plot moves quickly, and the story has just the right amount of quirkiness.




